Closure
When you said you wouldn’t text your ex again… but here you are… convincing yourself it’s just ‘closure’ 🐒📞🙄
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Omelette Knows Best
There’s comfort…
and then there’s this level of comfort. 😌🐾
Warm, soft, completely unbothered…
and yeah… those cheeks are doing their job. 🍑
Omelette knows exactly where to land.
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Return To Sender
📸 Doorstep Delivery 🗳️ • Straight Through The Letterbox… Straight Back Out With Edits. • Not Even Opened Properly — Reviewed In Red Ink. 😂❌
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Arachnophobia
⭐⭐⭐½ / 5 • 🎬 Arachnophobia (1990) 🕷️ • A Proper Blast From The Past. Creeps Under Your Skin — Small-Town Menace Meets Jump Scares. Not Prestige Horror, Just Effective Enough To Have You Checking Every Corner. 🕷️😬🟡
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Interview With The Vampire
⭐ ⭐⭐⭐⭐½ / 5 • 🎬 Interview with the Vampire (1994) 🩸 • Slow. Sensual. Unsettling. • Not just blood — longing that lingers long after. 🖤
Slow. Sensual.
Unsettling.
Not just blood —
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What Time Does Not Let You Ignore
Time doesn’t just pass — it settles. ⏳
What felt like noise at the time
was structure.
What looked like a moment
was a pattern already in motion.
You don’t always understand it when you see it.
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Beef Stifado — Slow, Rich, No Rush
Beef stifado 🥩 — slow, rich, no rush.
Low heat, deep flavour, time doing the work ⏳🔥
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Just In Case
I joke, I shout, I threaten the void
but I still say thank you… just in case. 🤖😌Manners cost nothing, and the robots are taking notes.
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Mind Your Business
Some mysteries don’t want to be solved 🕵🏾♂️🌊
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Quiet Creations
👉 Simple, slow, and quietly satisfying 😊✨ left overnight to do its thing 🍌🥣
