Just Like That
No studio. No careful lighting. No performance. Just a soft body, thick arms and an arse that completely changes the photograph. Sometimes perfection really is that casual. 🖤
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Some People Chat Shit
Some people speak with such certainty that we mistake confidence for knowledge. But class, money and power determine whose nonsense becomes authority—and who pays for it. 💬
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McDonald’s, Eat Your Heart Out
🍳 Basically a McDonald’s breakfast after it got a job in the City. Eggslut near Liverpool Street was pricier, messier — and pretty damn good.
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Perfect Form
I’ve never understood American football. Strip away the armour, though, and suddenly the formation makes perfect sense. 🏈
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The Album That Found Me Outside Brixton Market
💿 I bought The Foundation outside Brixton Market weeks after its release. Nearly twenty years later, I discovered why this brilliant R&B album never received the audience it deserved.
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Pierce Brosnan Is My James Bond
Sean Connery was my grandad’s Bond. Daniel Craig belonged to a reinvention. But Pierce Brosnan arrived at precisely the right moment to become mine. 🎬🍸
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I’m Not Afraid of a Vegan — Gaucho
🥩 Gaucho is famous for steak. So naturally, I tried the vegan option. 🌱 Turns out eating vegan food occasionally isn’t particularly frightening.
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The One Who Got Away
He lived too far away, and we never met. But some bodies remain perfectly intact in the imagination—the one who got away without ever arriving. ☀️
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Brexit Took the Apple Pie Too
🥧 The chef left Britain, his recipes went with him, and the apple pie disappeared. Nothing replaced it. A small story about Brexit’s quiet, everyday losses. 🇬🇧
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Lovely White Woman: The Lucy Letby Mythology
Lucy Letby remains at the centre of the story while the babies slowly disappear from it. Perhaps she doesn’t look like your idea of a murderer. That isn’t evidence. It’s projection. 👁️
