🍪 Britain has spent forty years arguing over the crumbs. From Thatcherism and Murdoch to wealth creators, benefit scroungers and the algorithmic outrage machine, Cry Me a River asks a simple question: while we were being told to watch the person with half a cookie, who ended up owning the bakery?

🇬🇧 Britain sold the assets, privatised the infrastructure and outsourced the services. Now ordinary life arrives as a stream of rents, fees, charges and subscriptions. From parking 🚗 and energy ⚡ to housing 🏠, platforms 📱 and transport 🚆 — this isn’t just about what we pay. It’s about who owns the gate.